Order from us

We’re between eCommerce stores at the moment (it’s a long story, don’t ask it makes Simon cry), so while we are happy to do mail orders, we don’t have an online catalog for you to browse.

As soon as we can find a good solution that will talk nicely to our till software and not eat all of our resources, we’ll get a webstore back up and running.

If you’re after something particular, please give the store a ring on;

+44 1792 930328

and we can check to see if we have what you’re looking for on the shelf, take payment by debit/credit card over the phone and get your order sent out to you.

It’s a bit nineties, but then so is Simon!